It should be clarified that it is the impostor* county commissioners who are attempting to force fluoridated water on everyone. The message is clear, the tooth fairies who started throwing money all over the Skagit Valley beginning in 2003 know what’s best for everyone. They claim that receiving fluoridated water is a right! Excuse me for a moment while I consult my pocket Constitution reference guide.
Well, if the drinking water supply is going to be the vehicle for dispensing drugs… oh, wait… the FDA says that at 1 ppm, the molecular structure of fluoride compounds miraculously changes and they are no longer categorized as drugs! If you believe that, then you probably believe in the tooth fairy.
Wait again… What is this? The Twilight Zone? Didn’t I just see tooth fairies at the PUD’s fluoridation public hearing on June 26th? Most of them did claim to possess magical powers far beyond those of the unwashed masses.
*Place of filing oaths and bonds — RCW 36.16.060
County Commission Minutes (duties of offices entered upon) — January 3, 2005
Oaths of Office dated January 10, 2005 — Munks; Dahlstedt
Causes of vacancy — RCW 42.12.010(6)